Wednesday, March 25, 2009

RANCHITA POCO LOCO...MEXICO...2007!!!

THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST WEEK OF MY LIFE! IT WAS JULY 2007. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD LEFT AUSTRALIA TO TRAVEL SOLO. I WENT TO ENCINITAS AND HOOKED UP WITH A B8UNCH OF BRAHS. AT A PARTY I MET SOME GOOD FRIENDS OF SCHOONERS. AND THEY INVITED ME TO MEXICO FOR ONE OF THERE 21ST. AND THEY WERE LEAVING THE NEXT DAY!!! BY 3 THE NEXT ARVO I WAS LAYING DOWN ON A MATRESS IN THE BACK OF ANGELOS VAN AND WE WERE CRUSING DOWN THE COAST OF BAHA MEXICO! FIRST WE PASED THROUGH TIJUANA. IT WAS SO SO SO FUCKING RAD! CHURROS WERE RAD. THE ENDLESS WINDY MOUNTAISN TO THE HOUSE WERE SO RAD. I ACTUALLY ENDED UP FALLING ASLEEP. "ARRRRRRRRRAAHHHHH, YOU FUCKKKERRR AHHHHHHH!" I WOKE UP. THE CAR WAS DEAD STILL IN A DUSTY STREET LINED OF LITTLE SHOPS. I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING JUMPED. BUT IT WAS ALAN MAN, YANCY AND A BUNCH OF CREW AT THE SHOPS ORGANISING A KEG FOR YANCYS 21ST!!!!! THE NEXT 30 MINS WAS A PURE HELLRIDE! ANGELO SLIDING THE VAN DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF. DUST FLYING EVERYWERE. NO GAURD RAILING, JUST PURE CLIFF TO SEA. I CHUGGED MY BEER HARDER AND HARDER!!! AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WE HIT A MASSIVE POTHOLE! THE LIGHTS WENT OUT FOR A SECOND. ALAN WAS THROWN FROM THE FRONT OF THE VAN TO THE BACK. AND WE SMASHED TOGETHER! FINALY, SOMHOW UNSCAVED WE ARRIVED! THE BON FIRE WAS RAGING. FIREWORKS WERE BEING BLASTED ALL OVER THE PLACE! AND EVERYONE WAS READY TO RAAAAGE! BUT WERE WAS THE KEG??????? IT FINALLY ARRIVED AROUND 11:30 AND THE PARTYING FELL WELL INTO SWING!!!
THE FOLLOWING DAY WE ALL WENT TO HALF MOON BAY. THERE WAS A RAD LITTLE CLIFF JUMP INTO THE OCEAN. BUT YANCY CONTINUED TO HUCK HIS CARCUS OF A MASSIVE ASS SAND DUNE TO THE FLAT! EVERYTIME HIS BODY MAKING A VICIOUS THUUMMMP!!! WE RAGED EVEN HARDER SATURDAY NIGHT! ON THE SUNDAY WE WENT TO A BIG ASS BLOW HOLE. IT WAS SUPER COOL. BUT IO COULDNT BELIEVE IT WHEN EVERYONE JUMPED OF THIS CLIFF JUMP INTO THE OCEAN. JUST BEFORE THEY JUMPED IF A SEAL POPPED OUT OF THE WATER. AND APARENTLY THEY ARE MAD VICIOUS! BESIDES THAT. NO ONE EVEN CHECKED THE DEPTH OF THE WATER. AND IF U DIDNT CLIMB OUT OF THERE IN 20 SECONDS U WOULD BE WASHED INTO THE ROCKS OR JAMMED DOWN SOME LITTLE CAVE!!! SKEEETTCCCHY!
I SCORED A RIDE WITH YANCYS FOLKS BACK TO THE ENCINITAS. WE STOPPED OF ON THE WAY FOR THE RADDEST SOFT TACOS IVE EVER HAD! WE PURCHASED A COUPLE OF MANDATORY TOURIST SHIRTS AND BAILED TO THE BORDER. I THINK IT TOOK 3 HOURS TO GET THROUGH IMIGRATION. IVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH TRAFFIC!
UNFORTUNALTY THE NEXT DAY I HAD TO CATCH A PLANE FROM L.A TO LONDON WITH THE WORST FOOD POSIONING IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE!!! IT WAS ABSOLUTE HELL! I SMELT SO BAD THE FLIGHT ATTENDENTS GAVE ME MY OWN PRIVATE TOILET FOR THE FLIGHT. BUT IT WAS WELL WORTH IT TO HAND WITH THESE LEGENDARY HUMANS!!!!!!!

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN! MISS U A BUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







































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